A Belated Ho, Ho, Ho!

Hey!

I’ve finally recovered slightly from laughing so hard at this article I found on The Onion. It is a Christmas-themed article, but still… It’s funny as hell.

If you love/hate it, comment. I thought it was so fucking funny. Oh, that reminds me, if you’re sensative to course language… Don’t read this.

Dear child, I saw you masturbating!

And it hasn’t been just once either! Oh, no! Santa’s seen you at least twice splashing away in the bathtub, three times in the attic with one of your mother’s old art-history books, and more times than even he can count spread out like a stunned partridge on that beanbag chair of yours!

Why, old Santa might just have a heart attack if he popped out your chimney on that cold winter’s night and, instead of milk and cookies, found his dear little pen pal shamefully hunched over the family computer.

The entire article is quoted after the jump. [Click "More" to... continue reading. ^_~]

<3!Logan

 

Ohhhhkaay.

All righty…

I swear, I’m better. Today went pretty smooth. He forced me up at 8am [after a mere 3 hours of sleep] to work with him at the shop. We ended up arguing only like twice, which is pretty good for us since we both have big explosive tempers [I get mine from him, btw]. Soo, maybe I can talk him into letting me go to my interview Thursday. I’m going to try to talk to him tonight. *hopes*

Anyway, look at the new header. I know it doesn’t match my green theme, but it’s close enough. XD It’s going to be for the new bloggy. Yay. <3 I just can’t decide everything else about it. Comment about what you think. Cause… yeah.

Oh, and one last thing before I run off to the shower. I ment to post this last night, but meh… I have the world’s greatest boyfriend. Seriously. Today, he wrote me a poem [he'd slaughter me if I posted it, plus it's private. ^_^] that made me tear up. =] I love him. Like, bunches.

Anyway, I’m off to the shower so I can be all wet and slippery.
<3!Logan

 

Happy New Years!!

Hey everyone!

It’s 12:00a, I would just like to wish everyone a happy new year.

Anyway, the new year is time for resolutions that most of us will lose within the first week or so. But, this year, I think I’m actually gonna keep mine.

Okay, here’s my resolutions.

1. Lose some weight. [Meh. XD Dont ask how much... Cause it's just as much as I can XDD]
2. Gain some muscule. [Cause, I wanna be sexy. ^_^]
3. Be a better person [Yeah, it deals with going to the shrink]

Yeah, well, more tomorrow morning. Siri and I are going to bed.

<3!Logan